"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/19/2019 at 10:49 • Filed to: None | 0
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On a scale from 1 to 10
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jimz
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 10:58 |
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facw
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 10:58 |
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High mileage salvage title VW, what could possibly go wrong (besides the non-functional window)? And has it even been uncheated, or is it going to fail emissions testing somewhere because it is still spewing smog? I’d give it an 8.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> jimz
03/19/2019 at 11:00 |
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Ah, Se
ñor Carb
ón, que tal?
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:01 |
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-20
412GTI
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:04 |
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CalzoneGolem
> facw
03/19/2019 at 11:04 |
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We don’t have emissions testing so there’s that but everythi ng else is concerning.
CalzoneGolem
> jimz
03/19/2019 at 11:06 |
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That’s a fancy briquette
shop-teacher
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:12 |
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That depends on how much you hate yourself.
Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:12 |
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A 10 year old, h igh mileage , dieselgate, automatic, salvage title, VW with poorly repaired driver’s side damage (see: inop driver’s window) and one muddy tire selling well below market? I think the only thing that’d really complete the listing would be a dash shot showing an illuminated check engine light and maybe a comment about how it “needs nothing ” and maybe something about how lowballers and scammers need not apply.
functionoverfashion
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:18 |
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On a s
cale of 1 to 10?
Hell, my father has a non-salvage title well-maintained example of one of those (an ‘06)
, and it’s still problematic.
Chariotoflove
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:18 |
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:24 |
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Future Heap Owner
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:25 |
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You did it, you found a car that Oppo will not encourage you to buy
CalzoneGolem
> Future Heap Owner
03/19/2019 at 11:38 |
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I knew I could do it.
CalzoneGolem
> Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
03/19/2019 at 11:40 |
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Mint
CalzoneGolem
> shop-teacher
03/19/2019 at 11:41 |
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I’m actually quite fond of myself.
facw
> Chariotoflove
03/19/2019 at 11:42 |
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I like that two people went for this at the exact same moment. I’d say this clearly can’t top the scale though, as a W8 Passat with the same mileage and condition has to be worse.
shop-teacher
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:49 |
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Well then, this is a solid 9 on the Bad-Idea-O-Meter.
Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 11:51 |
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RARE
Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> CalzoneGolem
03/19/2019 at 12:22 |
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637
Chariotoflove
> facw
03/19/2019 at 12:45 |
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We have a lot of polite people here, and it would be rude to not take that opening.
And no, a W8 Passat is more like
CalzoneGolem
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
03/19/2019 at 13:04 |
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That’s lower than I thought
pip bip - choose Corrour
> CalzoneGolem
03/20/2019 at 04:58 |
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all the bad news